LIFE IS A MYSTERY!! EVERYONE STANDS ALONE (or sits on magical rainbows)!!
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I am 40 million and 2 (40,000,002) Earth years old and I've spent the last 300 or so of those Earth years blending in with the inhabitants of this world. There are many others like me - wandering through your cities spreading cheer, performing random acts of kindness, making rainbows, and teaching the secrets of auto-fellatio to enlightened Earthlings. You could be next!
A postimpressionist school of painting exemplified by Georges Seurat and his followers in late 19th-century France, characterized by the application of paint in small dots and brush strokes.
1. The small projection near the center of the mammary gland containing the outlets of the milk ducts through which young mammals obtain milk from the adult female; a teat.
2. A corresponding projection of the male breast.
1. The rubber cap on a bottle from which a baby nurses.
2. A pacifier for an infant.
3. Any of various devices functioning like or resembling a nipple, especially:
1. A regulated opening for discharging a liquid, as in a small stopcock.
2. A pipe coupling threaded on both ends.
3. A short extension of pipe to which a nozzle can be attached.
4. A small projection through which grease in a grease gun can be forced into a bearing.
4. A natural or geographic projection resembling a nipple, as a mountain crest.

1. To make greater, as in value, beauty, or effectiveness; augment.
2. To provide with improved, advanced, or sophisticated features: computer software enhanced with cutting-edge functionalities.

"Enhance your pants."

Going stir crazy? Drink some carrot juice!

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